Geeks Anonymous

The Seven Deadly Symptoms of Obsessive-Computer Disorder

Are you a Geek? Do you know someone who might need our help? Take our simple test. Respond "yes" or "no" to each of the following questions.

You may be a Geek if . . .
1. You think that Bill Gates dresses "way cool."
2. The only time you go surfing there is no water involved.
3. You know the titles and numbers of at least two Star Trek episodes.
4. You argue with your friends about who has the fastest CPU clock speed.
5. You care about the clock speed of your CPU.
6. Both you and your hard disk had a virus last winter.
7. "Virtual" is the only form of reality that you care about.

If you answered "yes" to three or more of the previous questions, then you need our help.