Saturday, September 27


>From baikaltour@gin.global-one.ru Sat Sep 27 08:13:37 1997
Subject: Saturday night in Irkutsk

Эдравствуйте!  So, how did that turn out?  The keyboard that we're using
has both Russian and English letters, so we tried it out on the Russian
greeting: phonetically "zdrastviytye".  What does it look like on your
screen?  This is one of the few words that we have learned in Russian and
attempt to use whenever possible.  If we can't seem to apply one of our
words, we just smile real big...

Many of you are probably getting this message right on top of yesterday's. 
Sorry about that.  Just as we finished writing two things happened: the
manager of the hotel Business Center left for the evening, and the system
went down.  Naturally.  None of the very pleasant workers who followed knew
what to do, and I wasn't particularly helpful when faced with Russian
dialog boxes.  (Windows 95 in Russian is pretty interesting to play with,
by the way.)  Fortunately, at about 10 this morning everything was fixed
and the message went out.

In that note we told you a little bit about driving in the city.  Well,
let's talk a bit this evening about highway driving, shall we?  Today we
visited Lake Baikal, which is about 70 kilometers from Irkutsk.  For
background purposes, it is the deepest lake in the world, and contains
one-seventh of the world's supply of fresh water.  But that's not where our
story lies.  Remember we told you that the lines on the highway are
considered optional by Irkutsk drivers?  Well so, evidently, are the speed
limits (if there actually are any).  And the highway lines remain optional.
 This trip was a lot of fun.  I sat in front this time -- on the left side,
actually.  About 50% of the cars here have the steering wheel on the right
side.  All cars drive on the right side -- in theory.  All the way along
the two-lane highway we would unhesitatingly pass any slower vehicle in
front of us.  This would not have been so bad except for the driver's lack
of concern about whether or not something was coming the other way! 
Barreling down the left lane past a car while a blind hill is approaching
is truly an experience to be, well, avoided at all costs!  What's
interesting is that this is standard driving practice.  Cars going the
other way simply expect to pull over to the shoulder if someone is passing
in their lane going the other way.  No big deal!  Except to us skittish
Americans, that is.  On two occasions we actually were one car in a
three-abreast situation -- two going in our direction and one in the other
(on the shoulder).  We both kissed the ground when we reached Lake Baikal.

Speaking of which, we had a very nice time there.  It was a beautiful day
in terms of weather, and the lake itself is gorgeous.  We saw where the
Angara River, which runs right past our hotel, begins, and visited one of
the historical Cossack settlements nearby.  At this settlement several
schoolboys became quite enamored of us, following us around and getting
into all of our pictures.  It was rather cute, actually.

On the way back we stopped by at a little roadside zoo near the lake.  We
were both in hysterics when we discovered that this "zoo" had just two
kinds of animals on display -- goats and bears!  Somehow, that odd
combination struck us as side-splittingly funny.  Julie commented that this
was kind of a hazardous plan because if the bears get out and eat the goats
then the zoo is in trouble.  This really cracked up Valentina, our guide,
who complemented her "black humor."  (Julie has always been known for her
black humor!)  

We also enjoyed the juxtaposition at lakeside of souvenir merchants with
fish salesman.  You're walking along checking things out: trinkets,
trinkets, trinkets, pile of dead fish, trinkets, etc.  Rather unusual.

Benjamin was pretty much oblivious to all of this.  He was well behaved all
day, but slept through the Goat & Bear Zoo, unfortunately.  Several have
asked for the stats on him.  All we have to pass along at this point is his
weight: 14.5 lbs.  Physically, he's roughly the same as a 6-9 month-old. 
He has extremely small feet -- we think Zack's were bigger at birth!  He's
very ticklish, and enjoys sucking the third and fourth fingers on his left
hand.  (Milly also did this for a little while, but with her right hand.) 
He uses this as an interchangable signal for hunger or sleepiness.  We're
figuring out his signals slowly but surely!

Interestingly, sucking fingers and/or thumbs here is a big no-no.  The
orphanage workers keep taking Ben's fingers out of his mouth when we're
there, and frequently mention to us that we need to work on that.  It's not
something we ever stressed about with the other kids.

Earlier we mentioned our growing use of common Russian words and phrases. 
We're doing okay with these, but our desire to hear English spoken grows
unabated.  We've made the acquaintance of several Army officers who are
passing through, and of an Irish travel agent who is traveling around as
part of her training.  (Tough life!)  We've also met another adoptive
family in the hotel (in addition to Tim and Regina Smith, our traveling
partners).  They are from Portland, OR, and adopted two kids, a 2.5 year
old boy and an 8 month old girl.  We're very jealous of them, because they
got a judge who did waive the 10-day waiting period.  They're heading to
Moscow for the final paperwork on Wednesday.   We're also jealous because
they brought all four grandparents along with them on the trip.  As soon as
we met them Julie and I looked at each other and pondered the question of
how much begging and pleading it would have taken to get Mom over here with
us!  ;-)

So we've had a few opportunities to speak English with others in the hotel.
 We would be able to get a fix from TV too, if there were any English
programs other than CNN on!  Most of you know that I like my TV, so I'm
going through withdrawal right now. :-(  I'm doing my best, though.  Last
night I watched the Russian version of "Wheel of Fortune."  That was quite
interesting.  ("You want to buy a *what*?!  You idiot!")  And this
afternoon while giving Ben his bottle I actually watched "The Simpsons"
dubbed into Russian.  I'm hopeless!

We learned on CNN International that some British guy set the new land
speed record the other day.  Too bad for him.  We broke it today on the way
to Lake Baikal!

We also learned that the Astros clinched the Central the other day.  Steve,
how did that happen?  I thought the Bucs were hanging in there.

Upon our return from the lake I had another interesting, first-time
experience.  I got a little detergent, filled the sink in the bathroom and
did my laundry!  (For some strange reason I couldn't convince Julie that it
was her job to do it...)  I have to admit that I had that in the "Things
I'll Never Have To Do" file.  Now it's in the "Things I'll Never Have To Do
Again" file!

That's it for now.  Time to indulge in a rockin' Saturday evening in
Siberia.  We just have to find our all-black wardrobes and hit the town... 
We think of you all the time, and truly cherish the bundles of messages
that we've received through my dad.  We miss you, and look forward to
seeing you soon.

Love, Kevin & Julie

P.S.  Greenvillians, don't forget about Eddie From Ohio at The Handlebar
tonight (9/27)!  Terrific vocals and acoustic guitar.  (Sal and Amanda, be
sure to check this group out!)  We'd be there for sure, if we weren't
otherwise occupied.  Oh, and have we mentioned the return of SGGL to The
Handlebar on December 13?  Even from half a world away we can indulge in
our alternate roles as concert promoters...